Love quotes

Stop waiting for prince charming. Get up and find him. For all we know, the poor idiot could be stuck in a tree or something.

Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like heck!

Never laugh at your spouses choices, because you are one of them.

I was in the hospital today and I saw a cute boy with a cast on his leg. Then I thought “hey, this one can’t get away”.

I wish love was like baby shampoo. It had a recipe for no more tears.

Love me an I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me and I will drop those mountains on your head.