Stop waiting for prince charming. Get up and find him. For all we know, the poor idiot could be stuck in a tree or something.
Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like heck!
Never laugh at your spouses choices, because you are one of them.
I was in the hospital today and I saw a cute boy with a cast on his leg. Then I thought “hey, this one can’t get away”.
I wish love was like baby shampoo. It had a recipe for no more tears.
Love me an I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me and I will drop those mountains on your head.